Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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