is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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