how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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