Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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