It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Ketchup is God's man juice
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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