So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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