I swear she didn't look like that last week.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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