hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Send help, water and tortillas.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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