i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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