I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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