shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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