Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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