Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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