Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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