just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
She needs sedatives and a leash
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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