Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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