I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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