Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he's gonorrhea incarnate
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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