I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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