On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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