When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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