I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
