Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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