in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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