He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I have already put on my inside pants.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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