I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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