PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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