After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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