I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
me + whiskey = a bad person
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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