Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
