You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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