I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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