Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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