I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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