at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
