I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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