How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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