I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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