Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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