we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
we're so committed to being not committed
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
