Its about making memories worth repressing
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
