THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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