I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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