was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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