I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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