normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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