I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
