You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
