My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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