that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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