"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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