I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
