My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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