About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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